i'm going to be a pirate

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"The ship is safest when it is in port, but that’s not what ships were built for."

Paulo Coelho, The Pilgrimage (via emotional-algebra)

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alcohell:

one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay

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br000t:

se4h4ven:

toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

I’m still not socially active 

I’m not even active

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no:

witchstock:

IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS

LMFAOOO FUCK ?

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queenaquitaine:

“I realized why I was funny on Friends, cause I was just showing off for her! She’s very pretty and I just wanted to make her laugh all day long.”

-Matthew Perry 

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lizzbitch:

This will never not be funny.

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